Dear God,
I'm guessing your extremely busy analyzing every thought/prayer and intention of every human on the planet but can you spare a moment of your time. I don't mean to imply you've forgotten to turn the temp down in California but we are 48 hours away from December and I could lay out at the beach today. Ima be honest (assuming that scores some points,) I'm OVER it. I wanna feel the chill in the air, I wanna wear some of these damn winter clothes, I wanna buy wood at Vons. Maybe your not so hot (pun intended) on us out West with our "gay marriage" fights and that devilish "open mindedness" thing but can we get some slack. I'm not asking for a blizzard.. just cold enough to have to put the heat on in the house. Cold enough to rock this dope Nike sportswear bubble vest without looking like a jackass. I'm willing to give as well.. Ill even take a look at this whole "evolution" thing... I'll even start preparing for the end of days, at least for the winter.... as long as i can see my breath...
