Attn adults- if u own anything like the above pieces and none of your friends have pulled u aside for a "timeout talk" then its time to take a close look at your crew.. Have u lent any of these "friends" money recently and haven't gotten it back? Have they "borrowed" your girlfriend for a few days? Look I'm gonna be honest with you, not on some "I'm better than u" shit.. Im dancing at the edges of jackass myself. In fact I've had a mullet that was permed when I was 19. I rocked a fanny pack. It wasn't until one of my good friends sat me down that I got a clue.. (eliminating certain drugs also helped.) So I'm reaching out to let u know u look like a walking ad for abstinence. A purebred straight up and down douche. Admitting it is the first and most important step, and quite frankly is admirable. Lets call it a moment of clarity.. Next comes the action steps and inlvolves heading to your closet and letting out all of your pent up aggression from not getting laid. Get rid of anything that looks remotely like the above. Moving forward, lets keep it simple with the following: no skulls, crosses, old english writing, chunky silver and anything that reflects light.. The rest is up to you but let me assure you things are looking up.
