This is the first time I've wanted some Asics

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Friday.

Saturday Night Live: Jizz In My Pants- Enjoy

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The Bumpy Road to the Playoffs

If your an Eagles fan, things couldnt of gone any better this weekend. We beat arguably the best or second best team in the league and every other team above us in the wild card hunt lost: Dallas, Atlanta, Washington.. We are by NO MEANS in the clear and still have to win our last 3 games, 2 of which are the redskins and cowboys.. but there is hope..

Bow down to the OG Dr.

I grew up in Philly at a time where Jesus fell to #3 behind Rocky and Balboa and Dr. J. Mike came along and sent basketball to another planet but before AIr Jordan put out his first sneaker, Dr. J was the baddest motherf@cker on earth.

Hey Justin.. (from Shanepowers.com)

I gotta say dude, it was definately touch and go for a couple minutes, but you are fuckin the deal.
What you were able to do is real fuckin hard. You should be a boy-band relic cocktail party also-ran. But you aren't. NO doubt.
Talented, introspective, seemingly concious of tryin to do the right thing, and an apparent level headeness, I'm pretty impressed.
You were in a seemingly impossible to get out of box. Leader of a commercial monster with the boy band business, a simple pawn for old men to make money and then discarded, you kept your head and navigated a real course for yourself.
I mean honestly for one minute you were hated on big. And you found a way outta that hype machine.
Wanted to be mad at ya...... If i'm honest, just can't be.
take care of our maiden "Athlete Maker" will ya?
Love,
Shane

Smokers Umbrella

Smokers have had their ass beat for awhile now.. I suppose its the least we can do.

Gay humor comedy break.. Bruno

Taken from BULLETSANDBRIE

I loved everything about this. (sorry about quality)

My head exploded the first time I heard this shit.. It was everything i was looking for at the time.. and it was Irish white boys!! Until then we were only famous for being drunk assholes with Pabst Blue Ribbon lamps in our living rooms. I actually thought about getting a House of Pain tattoo.. (Fuck that would of sucked longterm... but Ida rocked that shit proud for a few years.. at least until someone punched me..) I remember feeling so pseudo tough when this shit came on. It was my first year of pant sagging and this was my anthem. Period.
Boom Shalack lack Boom.

Vans Leather Pack.. Yes, Please

Whoa.

Motoman SDA10 from Yaskawa Electric can grill okonomiyaki with manual precision.
When done with grilling the dish, Motoman even puts it on a plate and applies condiments.

Yo Mike.. What was the angle here?

Who gave the thumbs up on these?

This was my life in 1987.

Pharrell's Hand candles.. Im not f@ckin kidding. Where is his PAUSE button?

On his recent trip to Paris, Pharrell made a stop at Atelier WM. They made a mold of his hand in the iconic Vulcan salute position, and turned it into a candle. Limited to 200 pieces worldwide, the candle will be available as of December 8th at colette and at BBC/Ice Cream stores around the globe.

Cool Bookshelfs by Rick Ivey

by designer ontarien Rick Ivey.

American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers

FORT WORTH, TX—Cash-strapped American Airlines announced a new series of fees this week that will apply to all customers not currently flying, scheduled to fly, or even thinking about flying aboard the commercial carrier.
The fees, the latest introduced by American Airlines in a continuing effort to combat its financial woes, will take effect on Monday. According to company officials, these charges will include a $25 tax on citizens traveling with any other airline, as well as a mandatory $30 surcharge for passengers who decide to just stay home for the holidays instead.
"Tough times unfortunately mean tough measures," American Airlines president Gerard Arpey said. "It's never an easy decision to ask our loyal customers, as well as thousands of people chosen at random out of a telephone book, to pay a little extra, but that's just the reality of today's economic climate. We hope all Americans will understand this when receiving one of our new bills in the mail."

Peter Luger Ultimate Steak Gift Set

Give the manliest gift of all this holiday season — meat. The Peter Luger Ultimate Steak Gift Set ($300) includes two hand-selected, dry-aged 37 oz. USDA Prime porterhouse steaks, along with a black apron with gold Peter Luger logo, a bottle of Peter Luger Steak House Old Fashioned Sauce, a cutting board with juice grooves, and a satchel of eight milk chocolate coins for after-dinner enjoyment.
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Bring it Back.

Cypress Hill |MTV Music

Plaxico shoots himself in the leg.

Yo man seriously.. you get to play f@cking football for a living.. What exactly is your problem with that?

I officially have been sleeping on TV On The Radio.

Chickenhead.

I think "trippy" works here.

Ummm.. NO

Louis Vuitton + Stephen Sprouse = Hell No
Only MIA can pull these off.

For the greater good.

Attn adults- if u own anything like the above pieces and none of your friends have pulled u aside for a "timeout talk" then its time to take a close look at your crew.. Have u lent any of these "friends" money recently and haven't gotten it back? Have they "borrowed" your girlfriend for a few days? Look I'm gonna be honest with you, not on some "I'm better than u" shit.. Im dancing at the edges of jackass myself. In fact I've had a mullet that was permed when I was 19. I rocked a fanny pack. It wasn't until one of my good friends sat me down that I got a clue.. (eliminating certain drugs also helped.) So I'm reaching out to let u know u look like a walking ad for abstinence. A purebred straight up and down douche. Admitting it is the first and most important step, and quite frankly is admirable. Lets call it a moment of clarity.. Next comes the action steps and inlvolves heading to your closet and letting out all of your pent up aggression from not getting laid. Get rid of anything that looks remotely like the above. Moving forward, lets keep it simple with the following: no skulls, crosses, old english writing, chunky silver and anything that reflects light.. The rest is up to you but let me assure you things are looking up.

This is NOT Fall Out Boy

Dear God.

Dear God,
I'm guessing your extremely busy analyzing every thought/prayer and intention of every human on the planet but can you spare a moment of your time. I don't mean to imply you've forgotten to turn the temp down in California but we are 48 hours away from December and I could lay out at the beach today. Ima be honest (assuming that scores some points,) I'm OVER it. I wanna feel the chill in the air, I wanna wear some of these damn winter clothes, I wanna buy wood at Vons. Maybe your not so hot (pun intended) on us out West with our "gay marriage" fights and that devilish "open mindedness" thing but can we get some slack. I'm not asking for a blizzard.. just cold enough to have to put the heat on in the house. Cold enough to rock this dope Nike sportswear bubble vest without looking like a jackass. I'm willing to give as well.. Ill even take a look at this whole "evolution" thing... I'll even start preparing for the end of days, at least for the winter.... as long as i can see my breath...

This is AWESOME.

Happy Thanksgiving.

When we let go of our battles and open our hearts to things as they are, we rest in the present moment. That is the beginning and the end of spirituality. Its impossible to not feel gratitude and peace there. Lord knows I spend a lot of my life trapped in my brains perception of reality as if it were everyones, which is both ignorant and naive. Thanksgiving reminds us of whats important. The trick is being able to hold onto it after the pumpkin pie. Its not about trying its about allowing. Now if I can only remember that.

Rock went limp.

Don't even think about fronting. At some point you freaking loved Limp Bizkit. It was most likely around the time they put out the Faith remix and it lingered throughout their Significant Other album. Sure after that it all stopped, but for a moment in time they were the shit and nobody could fuck with them live. This is the part thats tough for alot of people to admit- Fred Durst was a monster frontman... well, when he was onstage at least... offstage shit got a little shaky but when they hit the stage it was like a punch in the face. Just watch this shit at Woodstock.. who does this now? NO ONE. Sure one could argue that they were a poormans Rage Against the Machine but who cares. Rock could use some of that energy right about now. Nobodys angry anymore.. they are all stuck in some type of permanent photo shoot trying to date one of the chics from The Hills. I want the good old days when there was a decent chance Axl Rose was gonna jump in the crowd and kick you in your face with his size 12 Doc Martins because hes been up for 3 days on coke. Thats rock and roll..

WARNING TO ANYONE OVER 14

If you have hit even the early stages of puberty and dont live in Japan this is not acceptable. Your chances of getting laid will diminish greatly.

Small Talk

"Hey how bout this weather", "Man i need my coffee", "Almost Friday".. Is it just me that feels extrememly awkward with small talk. Its like a program in our brain that kicks in when the walls shrink around us and someone we "kinda" know.. Think about it. Are you even "there" during these conversations at the urinal. I dont know about you but I can have a whole conversation about the "rain" while at the same time thinking about how many more days till I'm in Cabo. Is that dickish or normal? Work elevators are ground zero for this shit. I just got done talking about "my beard" with someone I barely know on the 2nd floor. When it got silent I went right to the "weather" without blinking.

"Iron" Maiden Noir holiday collection

Dont Sleep on this brand
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Vrrrooom. Prius Envy

Hondas hydrogen concept car. Its not that Im mad at the Prius, I just think its time theres another viable option. Question: Is their a Prius in CA that doesnt have an Obama sticker on bumper?

"Can't shake this headache"

Damn.

Blaze.

Get em at Undefeated.

AM x Undefeated

Make it stop: Dear Greedy Genius

Dear Greedy Genius,
Please stop. Your are the Ed Hardy of footwear and the fact that velour FUBU sweatsuits are about the only thing you could rock with these should sent up a flare that the game is over. These should be sold at 7-11 next to the slurpee bar. Take your money and run.

Yo, chill.

I love winter.. The crisp air, the weather, the clothes.. I wait all year for it. A break from the constant perfect postcard california sunshine. I'm sure people stuck in north dakota would like to punch me but I'm over it.. Gimme some hail, I wanna scrape my windshield in the morning, I wanna wear a bubble jacket and some timberland boots. I wanna rock flannels everyday and grow my beard rick rubin style. And not the cool Supreme flannels but some real Sears brand flannels that you wear to cut wood. Fuck it I wanna be too cold. California is amazing in so many ways- the ocean, the weed, the lack of republicans, etc but we don't have any damn seasons. I'm actually excited its gonna be 65 today- that's hardcore for us. We over react out here. A rain sprinkle is a category 5 hurricane and a 65 degree day is grounds for school closings. Ill take it.

New Malcolm Gladwell: Outliers

Im halfway throught this book and its amazing.. Malcolm is the guy who wrote Blink and The Tipping Point. If your into that type of thing I highly recommend this one. Its an interesting look at the paths to success.

The Bench is warmer

The Eagles have officially entered what is referred to as a "dark period." After a first half equivalent of chris clancy at QB, andy reid benched mcnabb.. Fucking benched him in the middle of what was a season defining game against one of the best defenses in the nfl... In their house.. I was immediately torn between a loyalty to the guy who's become a punchin bag for the city of Philadelphia and the need for a shakeup, better yet a gut check for a team playing with "blue balls."-
The end result was a disaster. Haltime 10-7 end of 4th 36-7.. Ouch. Kevin Kolb sucked bigtime. I was looking for a reason to buy into the move but never got one. He played how I would imagine carrie underwood would play if she was in the nfl. What exactly went into the decision to sit the face of the Eagles in the middle of such a pivitol game? Did Donavon make a move on his wife? Make a fat joke? Shit I hope there was something more than a bad half of football. And now that there's proof that the issues run deeper than QB will he be back on thurs against the cards? Maybe he'll bench the offensive coordinator instead.. That all said I'm an eagles fan thru thick and thin and ill be back in front of the tv thursday night (hopefully rooting for Mcnabb)I get the fact that outside of a miracle this season is done and it might be a minute until the Eagles are back in contention. I have a feeling Mcnabb and Reid won't be here next year.. dawkins will most likely be gone as well. For now I go into week to week mode with each game being my own mini superbowl.. If that doesn't work there's always madden 09 where I can always win.

Converse Staple Pigeons: Mad I am not.

Now this is hot.

Simplify your entertainment setup with the GenevaSound Home Theater ($4,000). This all-in-one electronic-furniture hybrid features a sleek piano-lacquered wooden cabinet that houses a 700-watt amplifier, 7 speakers, a 12-inch subwoofer, CD player, FM radio, and an integrated iPod/iPhone dock. TV sadly not included.
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Deppshit: a gem from shanepowers.com

You are NOT JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!! Not even if you squint really really hard in a mirror. You are a clown.
You are not as interesting, cool, original, or as good looking as Johnny Depp. I would imagine Johnny Depp has to be somewhat annoyed at you for trying to fuckin BE JOHNNY DEPP.
Please man, get off Johnny Depp's nutsack.
As nutsacks go, it's a quality nutsack to be hangin off of. But fuck dude. CMON.
for another example of a johnny depp "nutsack leech" go HERE.
Now go get your rubber nose and your unicycle from valet and pedal the fuck outta here.

Love,
Shane

Simply the best of Sarah

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

The Daily Show's Best Sarah Palin Moments

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

THIS JUST IN: SPENCER AND HEIDI GOT MARRIED!!!

SPENCER AND HEIDI JUST GOT MARRIED!!
SPENCER AND HEIDI JUST GOT MARRIED!!
SPENCER AND HEIDI JUST GOT MARRIED!!
SPENCER AND HEIDI JUST GOT MARRIED!!
SPENCER AND HEIDI JUST GOT MARRIED!!

Yes please

Jimmy Kimmel consults black community on Obama jokes

Upgrade your home phone.. (if u still have one)

Hot cordless home phones come out like once every 7 years.. i assume all the designers left for cell companies.. im not mad at this one
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WTF! Bush Pardons John Forte.. Word.

Im not making this shit up.

Office Space- this scene never gets old. never.

M&M's make an Eminem

Sarah does interview in front of turkeys getting slaughtered.

WOW. I mean seriously, we all know this is a fact of life but to use as a backdrop for an interview with someone who was almost our VP. Classy.

Clot- Yes, Absolutely

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My favorite new song: Keri Hilson/Lil Wayne

This shit is hot. (minus the shirtless dude overload)

Union + Maiden Noir = Yes please

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Dear Rappers, Time to take the cape off

Dear Rappers,
How about taking off the Superman cape for a minute. Over the last 5 years its been rammed into our brains that you are super rich, get the baddest chics and clearly dont give a fuck. Not sure if you noticed lately but its not working that well anymore. Sure the Internet and the fact that the CD is about as cool as a PT Cruiser doesnt help but lost somewhere in the translation is the fact that kids have left. You no longer represent their voice. We are in a recession, half of America is on anti-depressants and by evidence of President Obama people clearly DO give a fuck. Maybe its time to be human for an album. Humility could do you some good because look lets be honest.. outside of a few of you, your broke. You spent your advance on a leased car, bad diamonds, great weed and traveling cost for 10 of your closet friends. The magic trick doesnt work and the cape has become see-through. It just might be time to take it back to what the genre is supposed to be about: Keeping it "real." If you do, you just might get kids to pay attention again. If you dont, UPS is hiring.

WOW

Awww Hell No

Laundry in the future.

I defy you to come up with something more fun than a net gun

Just imagine the shit you can do with this thing.. you would never be bored again. ever.
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White People Love Black Music That Black People Dont Listen To Anymore

All music genres go through a very similar life cycle: birth, growth, mainstream acceptance, decline, and finally obscurity. With black music, however, the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive. Apparently, once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience, it becomes MORE relevant to white people...

From BULLETSANDBRIE

Marijuana Could Be Good for Memory

From Wired Mag: Everybody knows a forgetful stoner, but research suggests that low doses of marijuana could be good for memory, and even help prevent Alzheimer's disease.
When given a compound similar to THC, the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana, rat brains displayed reduced levels of inflammation associated with Alzheimer's disease. The drug also stimulated the production of proteins associated with memory formation and brain cell growth.

is there any valid reason this stuff isnt legal yet.. i mean seriously. Not even on the same planet as alcohol

Cool Lofts in San Diego

The Present Is The Present.

I saw that saying on a piece of art the other day and it pretty much sums up the most profound thing Ive ever learned.
(Thats my buddy Bodhi by the way.)

Stuff White People Like #112: Hummus

All white people like hummus. In fact, if you find a white person who does not like hummus then they probably just haven’t tasted it or they are the wrong kind of white person. In either case, they are probably not someone that you want to know.
Putting out a plate of hummus and pita makes white people very comfortable. It reminds them of home since at any given time a white person has hummus in their fridge. Even the most barren white refrigerator will have a package of the stuff next to an empty Brita filter.

Other Stuff White People Like HERE

Yes please

Converse 100th anniversary pack more HERE

Custom Rolex

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Nice

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How bout a Eddie and Philly Fanatic buddy movie

Will a bailout help the American auto industry maintain its high standards of suck?