Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Cool for $35

My wife has this watch and you'd think it was a vintage rolex with the compliments she gets.. When cheap is cool we all win.
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Ricky Martin has twins!!!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
The Bumpy Road to the Playoffs

If your an Eagles fan, things couldnt of gone any better this weekend. We beat arguably the best or second best team in the league and every other team above us in the wild card hunt lost: Dallas, Atlanta, Washington.. We are by NO MEANS in the clear and still have to win our last 3 games, 2 of which are the redskins and cowboys.. but there is hope..
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Bow down to the OG Dr.
I grew up in Philly at a time where Jesus fell to #3 behind Rocky and Balboa and Dr. J. Mike came along and sent basketball to another planet but before AIr Jordan put out his first sneaker, Dr. J was the baddest motherf@cker on earth.
Hey Justin.. (from Shanepowers.com)

I gotta say dude, it was definately touch and go for a couple minutes, but you are fuckin the deal.
What you were able to do is real fuckin hard. You should be a boy-band relic cocktail party also-ran. But you aren't. NO doubt.
Talented, introspective, seemingly concious of tryin to do the right thing, and an apparent level headeness, I'm pretty impressed.
You were in a seemingly impossible to get out of box. Leader of a commercial monster with the boy band business, a simple pawn for old men to make money and then discarded, you kept your head and navigated a real course for yourself.
I mean honestly for one minute you were hated on big. And you found a way outta that hype machine.
Wanted to be mad at ya...... If i'm honest, just can't be.
take care of our maiden "Athlete Maker" will ya?
Love,
Shane
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
I loved everything about this. (sorry about quality)
My head exploded the first time I heard this shit.. It was everything i was looking for at the time.. and it was Irish white boys!! Until then we were only famous for being drunk assholes with Pabst Blue Ribbon lamps in our living rooms. I actually thought about getting a House of Pain tattoo.. (Fuck that would of sucked longterm... but Ida rocked that shit proud for a few years.. at least until someone punched me..) I remember feeling so pseudo tough when this shit came on. It was my first year of pant sagging and this was my anthem. Period.
Boom Shalack lack Boom.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Pharrell's Hand candles.. Im not f@ckin kidding. Where is his PAUSE button?
American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers
FORT WORTH, TX—Cash-strapped American Airlines announced a new series of fees this week that will apply to all customers not currently flying, scheduled to fly, or even thinking about flying aboard the commercial carrier.
The fees, the latest introduced by American Airlines in a continuing effort to combat its financial woes, will take effect on Monday. According to company officials, these charges will include a $25 tax on citizens traveling with any other airline, as well as a mandatory $30 surcharge for passengers who decide to just stay home for the holidays instead.
"Tough times unfortunately mean tough measures," American Airlines president Gerard Arpey said. "It's never an easy decision to ask our loyal customers, as well as thousands of people chosen at random out of a telephone book, to pay a little extra, but that's just the reality of today's economic climate. We hope all Americans will understand this when receiving one of our new bills in the mail."
The fees, the latest introduced by American Airlines in a continuing effort to combat its financial woes, will take effect on Monday. According to company officials, these charges will include a $25 tax on citizens traveling with any other airline, as well as a mandatory $30 surcharge for passengers who decide to just stay home for the holidays instead.
"Tough times unfortunately mean tough measures," American Airlines president Gerard Arpey said. "It's never an easy decision to ask our loyal customers, as well as thousands of people chosen at random out of a telephone book, to pay a little extra, but that's just the reality of today's economic climate. We hope all Americans will understand this when receiving one of our new bills in the mail."
Peter Luger Ultimate Steak Gift Set

Give the manliest gift of all this holiday season — meat. The Peter Luger Ultimate Steak Gift Set ($300) includes two hand-selected, dry-aged 37 oz. USDA Prime porterhouse steaks, along with a black apron with gold Peter Luger logo, a bottle of Peter Luger Steak House Old Fashioned Sauce, a cutting board with juice grooves, and a satchel of eight milk chocolate coins for after-dinner enjoyment.
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Monday, December 1, 2008
Plaxico shoots himself in the leg.
For the greater good.


Attn adults- if u own anything like the above pieces and none of your friends have pulled u aside for a "timeout talk" then its time to take a close look at your crew.. Have u lent any of these "friends" money recently and haven't gotten it back? Have they "borrowed" your girlfriend for a few days? Look I'm gonna be honest with you, not on some "I'm better than u" shit.. Im dancing at the edges of jackass myself. In fact I've had a mullet that was permed when I was 19. I rocked a fanny pack. It wasn't until one of my good friends sat me down that I got a clue.. (eliminating certain drugs also helped.) So I'm reaching out to let u know u look like a walking ad for abstinence. A purebred straight up and down douche. Admitting it is the first and most important step, and quite frankly is admirable. Lets call it a moment of clarity.. Next comes the action steps and inlvolves heading to your closet and letting out all of your pent up aggression from not getting laid. Get rid of anything that looks remotely like the above. Moving forward, lets keep it simple with the following: no skulls, crosses, old english writing, chunky silver and anything that reflects light.. The rest is up to you but let me assure you things are looking up.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Dear God.
Dear God,
I'm guessing your extremely busy analyzing every thought/prayer and intention of every human on the planet but can you spare a moment of your time. I don't mean to imply you've forgotten to turn the temp down in California but we are 48 hours away from December and I could lay out at the beach today. Ima be honest (assuming that scores some points,) I'm OVER it. I wanna feel the chill in the air, I wanna wear some of these damn winter clothes, I wanna buy wood at Vons. Maybe your not so hot (pun intended) on us out West with our "gay marriage" fights and that devilish "open mindedness" thing but can we get some slack. I'm not asking for a blizzard.. just cold enough to have to put the heat on in the house. Cold enough to rock this dope Nike sportswear bubble vest without looking like a jackass. I'm willing to give as well.. Ill even take a look at this whole "evolution" thing... I'll even start preparing for the end of days, at least for the winter.... as long as i can see my breath...
I'm guessing your extremely busy analyzing every thought/prayer and intention of every human on the planet but can you spare a moment of your time. I don't mean to imply you've forgotten to turn the temp down in California but we are 48 hours away from December and I could lay out at the beach today. Ima be honest (assuming that scores some points,) I'm OVER it. I wanna feel the chill in the air, I wanna wear some of these damn winter clothes, I wanna buy wood at Vons. Maybe your not so hot (pun intended) on us out West with our "gay marriage" fights and that devilish "open mindedness" thing but can we get some slack. I'm not asking for a blizzard.. just cold enough to have to put the heat on in the house. Cold enough to rock this dope Nike sportswear bubble vest without looking like a jackass. I'm willing to give as well.. Ill even take a look at this whole "evolution" thing... I'll even start preparing for the end of days, at least for the winter.... as long as i can see my breath...
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving.
When we let go of our battles and open our hearts to things as they are, we rest in the present moment. That is the beginning and the end of spirituality. Its impossible to not feel gratitude and peace there. Lord knows I spend a lot of my life trapped in my brains perception of reality as if it were everyones, which is both ignorant and naive. Thanksgiving reminds us of whats important. The trick is being able to hold onto it after the pumpkin pie. Its not about trying its about allowing. Now if I can only remember that.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Rock went limp.
Don't even think about fronting. At some point you freaking loved Limp Bizkit. It was most likely around the time they put out the Faith remix and it lingered throughout their Significant Other album. Sure after that it all stopped, but for a moment in time they were the shit and nobody could fuck with them live. This is the part thats tough for alot of people to admit- Fred Durst was a monster frontman... well, when he was onstage at least... offstage shit got a little shaky but when they hit the stage it was like a punch in the face. Just watch this shit at Woodstock.. who does this now? NO ONE. Sure one could argue that they were a poormans Rage Against the Machine but who cares. Rock could use some of that energy right about now. Nobodys angry anymore.. they are all stuck in some type of permanent photo shoot trying to date one of the chics from The Hills. I want the good old days when there was a decent chance Axl Rose was gonna jump in the crowd and kick you in your face with his size 12 Doc Martins because hes been up for 3 days on coke. Thats rock and roll..
WARNING TO ANYONE OVER 14
Small Talk

"Hey how bout this weather", "Man i need my coffee", "Almost Friday".. Is it just me that feels extrememly awkward with small talk. Its like a program in our brain that kicks in when the walls shrink around us and someone we "kinda" know.. Think about it. Are you even "there" during these conversations at the urinal. I dont know about you but I can have a whole conversation about the "rain" while at the same time thinking about how many more days till I'm in Cabo. Is that dickish or normal? Work elevators are ground zero for this shit. I just got done talking about "my beard" with someone I barely know on the 2nd floor. When it got silent I went right to the "weather" without blinking.
Vrrrooom. Prius Envy
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Make it stop: Dear Greedy Genius
Yo, chill.

I love winter.. The crisp air, the weather, the clothes.. I wait all year for it. A break from the constant perfect postcard california sunshine. I'm sure people stuck in north dakota would like to punch me but I'm over it.. Gimme some hail, I wanna scrape my windshield in the morning, I wanna wear a bubble jacket and some timberland boots. I wanna rock flannels everyday and grow my beard rick rubin style. And not the cool Supreme flannels but some real Sears brand flannels that you wear to cut wood. Fuck it I wanna be too cold. California is amazing in so many ways- the ocean, the weed, the lack of republicans, etc but we don't have any damn seasons. I'm actually excited its gonna be 65 today- that's hardcore for us. We over react out here. A rain sprinkle is a category 5 hurricane and a 65 degree day is grounds for school closings. Ill take it.
New Malcolm Gladwell: Outliers
The Bench is warmer

The Eagles have officially entered what is referred to as a "dark period." After a first half equivalent of chris clancy at QB, andy reid benched mcnabb.. Fucking benched him in the middle of what was a season defining game against one of the best defenses in the nfl... In their house.. I was immediately torn between a loyalty to the guy who's become a punchin bag for the city of Philadelphia and the need for a shakeup, better yet a gut check for a team playing with "blue balls."-
The end result was a disaster. Haltime 10-7 end of 4th 36-7.. Ouch. Kevin Kolb sucked bigtime. I was looking for a reason to buy into the move but never got one. He played how I would imagine carrie underwood would play if she was in the nfl. What exactly went into the decision to sit the face of the Eagles in the middle of such a pivitol game? Did Donavon make a move on his wife? Make a fat joke? Shit I hope there was something more than a bad half of football. And now that there's proof that the issues run deeper than QB will he be back on thurs against the cards? Maybe he'll bench the offensive coordinator instead.. That all said I'm an eagles fan thru thick and thin and ill be back in front of the tv thursday night (hopefully rooting for Mcnabb)I get the fact that outside of a miracle this season is done and it might be a minute until the Eagles are back in contention. I have a feeling Mcnabb and Reid won't be here next year.. dawkins will most likely be gone as well. For now I go into week to week mode with each game being my own mini superbowl.. If that doesn't work there's always madden 09 where I can always win.
Now this is hot.

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Deppshit: a gem from shanepowers.com

You are NOT JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!! Not even if you squint really really hard in a mirror. You are a clown.
You are not as interesting, cool, original, or as good looking as Johnny Depp. I would imagine Johnny Depp has to be somewhat annoyed at you for trying to fuckin BE JOHNNY DEPP.
Please man, get off Johnny Depp's nutsack.
As nutsacks go, it's a quality nutsack to be hangin off of. But fuck dude. CMON.
for another example of a johnny depp "nutsack leech" go HERE.
Now go get your rubber nose and your unicycle from valet and pedal the fuck outta here.
Love,
Shane
THIS JUST IN: SPENCER AND HEIDI GOT MARRIED!!!
Upgrade your home phone.. (if u still have one)

Hot cordless home phones come out like once every 7 years.. i assume all the designers left for cell companies.. im not mad at this one
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