this was taken from shanepowers.com and is absolutely hilariously true..
I dig some of your cargo pants. I'm a casual guy. I enjoy tshirts and sneaks and the like. And I would buy more of your stuff.The problem is goin into your store is the worst imaginable thing ever. If it isn't the weird flirty shirtless dudes at the door, it's the OVERPOWERING house music that is blaring on volume 99. I have actually tried to fight through all that a year ago, grabbed some pants, while a shirtless 16 yr old danced around me.
The FORTY MINUTE wait in line with the music, and the shirtless dude put me over the top. I actually thought he was gonna try and slip a hit of X under my tongue for Christ sake. I'm tryin to buy clothes man. I don't wanna be attending a foam party in Ibeza with a ripped kid who isn't sure if he's straight or gay.
The FORTY MINUTE wait in line with the music, and the shirtless dude put me over the top. I actually thought he was gonna try and slip a hit of X under my tongue for Christ sake. I'm tryin to buy clothes man. I don't wanna be attending a foam party in Ibeza with a ripped kid who isn't sure if he's straight or gay.
